my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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