Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I am one with the molecules
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I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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