Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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