Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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