No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Moan for me like Helen Keller
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i dont even know how to be here
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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