Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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