Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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