Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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