I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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