She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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