I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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