Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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