I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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