yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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