That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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