I wish i was in the wii world.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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