i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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