Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
