are you still at the devil's house?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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