Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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