You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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