in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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