Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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