where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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