how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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