So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You can make out without kissing
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