I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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