Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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