these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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