I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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