I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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