just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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