You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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