You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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