Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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