i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This girl is more easily done than said...
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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