Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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