Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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