I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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