so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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