You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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