Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death