i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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