I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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