I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
