My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
My pussy is not your playground.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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