I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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