IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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