S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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