Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Randomize
