I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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