Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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