i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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