i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Come on in and take your pants off
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