You just made me feel so damn special
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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