dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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