Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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