those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I had to cum in my sink.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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